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New catches for celebrity cougars

Monday, October 25th, 2010

I’ve recently brought myself up-to-speed with Cougar Town, the popular US comedy aired in the UK on Living TV and starring Courteney Cox as a forty-something divorcee on the prowl. Courteney earned her real-life cougar status by marrying David Arquette, but they are now separated after eleven years. Rumour has it that she’s stepping out with a mysterious co-star in Cougar Town. The chap in question is quite the grown-up though, being only five years younger. So, does Courteney still count as a true cougar?

I must say that I’m unimpressed by this so-called comedy. Much of it centres on shallow middle-aged neuroses such as wrinkle-worry and eating even the tiniest piece of cake being ultimate obstacles to getting a man. I’ve said it before – if younger men wanted to date stick insects they’d date younger, undernourished girlies and not be hanging out here hoping to meet ‘real’ mature women. Obsessive calorie counting as portrayed by a very slim character is not only an unhealthy message to be peddling, but also a highly irritating one. Casting Courteney Cox, a botoxed, nipped-and-tucked actress, is hardly a realistic representation of middle-aged cougar toyboy dating. Besides which, the idea is outdated that, once we hit forty, everything is suddenly heading south and therefore it’s harder to get a man.

In other cougar news, it’s looking like Madonna has dumped her extremely young toyboy, Jesus Luz, in favour of her choreographer, Brahim Rachiki. Again, the new love interest is slightly more grown-up, but, at thirty-three-years old, he’s still nineteen years younger than Madge, so she easily manages to hang on tightly to her sparkly cougar crown.

Caution! Cougar cake on the side

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

If you watch Eastenders, you might have noticed the recent development of a cougar toyboy storyline between Glenda (Ronnie and Roxy’s mum) and the handsome young Leon. While working in the bookies, Glenda performs her ‘come and get me’ cougar magic on him in a bid to prove her unceasing pulling power to frumpy old Carol. Leon has a girlfriend (the feisty Zsa Zsa) but this minor detail doesn’t stop him wanting to have his cougar cake and eat it. He plans a licentious liaison with Glenda before hoping to hit the road on a trip with his girlfriend. Zsa Zsa, being a spunky tough-cookie, finds out and reaps revenge by public humiliation. She lures him on sexual promises then steals all his clothes apart from his birthday suit, leaving him displaying family jewels that Queen Victoria herself would covet.

If you’re in a long-term relationship with Amazon-woman, you might want to think twice about the understandable temptations of that cougar-on-the-side if you want to keep hold of your chances of having children in later life! Of course, we understand that the very danger of this set-up could make the illicit tasting of toyboy cougar dating delights all the more sweet. I do believe, however, that it’s rarely a case of ‘if’ they find out, more a case of ‘when’.

It’s quite conceivable that your secret cougar lady might actually feel flattered that you also have a young attractive girlfriend, suggesting that she is still hot enough to compete with younger women. It could, however, come as quite a blow to a cougar’s self-esteem to discover (if she didn’t already know) that you’re attached to a much younger woman than she is. To the young lady girlfriend it might be insulting to find out you have two-timed her with someone old enough to be her mother. Try to be a good judge of the emotional state of those involved in order to avoid hurting people. ‘Open’ relationships can be ok if all involved are in agreement and know the score, but not if one person is unhappy with the situation. You could end up with more cake than you can manage, or you could be left without one single miserable crumb.

Have you been involved in any cougar toyboy triangles, and what happened? Would you consider having an illicit cougar toyboy affair?