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Gift dos and don’ts for cougars

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

You might want to give your cougar lady a special treat now and again – and they do still have birthdays even if they won’t admit it. Just don’t mention figures! Here are some gift ideas for the older woman, which can also be suitable for cougar toyboy dating:

Do Lingerie: You can sneakily discover her size by looking at the heatedly removed undergarments scattered around the bedroom. Quickly check her size when she pops out to the bathroom. It might be considered too rude to ask. Think sophisticated colours such as deep purples or cream and ‘naked’ colours. Girly pinks, slogans and too many frills might be too teenage. Although she wants to feel young, she doesn’t want to feel like mutton dressed as lamb. You should have a pretty good idea of her preferred colours – take note when checking out the labels. A matching set makes a good gift, which you will both appreciate time and time again…

Do Vouchers from her favourite shop. Many people think vouchers are a last-minute cop-out, but I disagree. It’s nice to have a shopping trip look forward to. Make it a bit more special by offering to come along too. Make a day of it: also do lunch or go to the cinema or a gallery.

Do Spa session: Ladies love a relaxing pamper day. Again, perhaps you could arrange to go together and meet up in the whirlpool after each having a massage. All those bubbles and steam baths can provide for a deeply relaxing precursor to sex. Just try to wait ‘til you get home or you might find yourselves featured in the local rag!

Don’ts:

  • Chocolates – she might be watching her weight.
  • Cheap perfume – she doesn’t want to smell like a hotel toilet.
  • Kitchen utensils/ equipment – now come on toyboys, these are liberated ladies!
  • Make-up – she knows what she likes; you probably don’t.

Toyboy hangouts – part 1

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Apart from this site, of course, where can cougar ladies find tasty toyboys to play with in everyday life? Here are some ideas:

Wi-Fi zone/ Internet café:

These places are often staffed by hunky young baristas. Also, young men love to hang out where they can play with technology and sup a decent cuppa. Anywhere that enables good connectivity will attract them.

Taking your laptop might be a good excuse to start a conversation such as, ‘how strong’s your connection? Mine’s great, come and sit over here (pat-pat-pat)!’ Or, if you’re having technical problems, mister barista might be willing to help out. He’ll have to lean over your shoulder to get a better view. Plan ahead – wear that ever-so-slightly-revealing top, just in case!

If your targeted toyboy has his nose glued to an android phone, ask him what the latest funky apps are. Or, if you need to know any information and you haven’t yet graduated to android, you could use this as a way to start a conversation. Boys love to show off their toys. Ask him for directions, or even if there’s a sexy lingerie shop nearby. I’ve noticed than men in general are increasingly to be found fiddling with their hand-helds in public!

Public spaces/ parks:

Take care with your choice – some parks are perpetually inhabited by over-friendly down-and-outs clutching whisky bottles in paper bags. Keep to well-populated areas. I’m thinking summery weekday lunchtimes in public squares and green spaces. Anywhere that sees people kicking back from a hard morning’s work, catching some rays and admiring the view (you). Perhaps you can happen to be there at the same time every day if you clap eyes on toyboy temptation. Don’t be stalky about it though – no following allowed!

If you’re eating lunch, think about crumbs – that filo pastry tart will just make you look like you need a bib rather than showing off those sumptuous lips. Think crisps or grapes – they can be offered and shared. If it’s a windy day, your napkin might just flutter onto his lap…